This is what happens when I purchase fish

Friendly man at the tropical fish store: “Wow, how can you possibly be in such a good mood on a miserable Sunday afternoon?”

Me: “It’s because whenever I leave the house to buy fish I always make sure I snort a lot of coke first. It really helps take the edge off.”

Friendly man at the tropical fish store: “…”

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Nobody gets my humour.

::sigh::

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5 responses to “This is what happens when I purchase fish

  1. …I stopped snorting Coke when they intruduced the one-and-a-half liter bottles. They always get stuck in my nostril…..

  2. Lerxst

    You should try using a straw, Ruud.

    Personally, I find Pepsi is kinder on the septum.

    Both though make it easier to snort fish afterwards.

  3. lizwc

    Too busy making strange wheezing noises as I try to laugh out loud very quietly so as not to draw attention to myself, to add to the Coke-snorting related humour… but thanks for the laughs Jayne Ruud and Lerxst

  4. …well,laugh is the drug, I always say…

  5. Jenni

    This is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages! Thank you!

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