I was lying in bed last night and I heard someone snoring.
Not, you might think, anything unusual. Except that I live alone. And my neighbours don’t sleep anywhere within earshot.
Alright, so I do watch a lot of Supernatural, and I had just listened to the podcast for the Doctor Who episode “Blink” before going to bed (which, as you may recall, gave me nightmares when I saw it a few weeks ago). But I absolutely didn’t imagine it: it was real, genuine snoring, emanating from the bottom of my bed, and there was nothing in the room that could’ve made that noise AT ALL.
I think it’s fair to say I was a bit freaked out.
But seriously – what kind of ghost SNORES?
(And I just know some smartass is gonna say “One with a sinus problem” now.)