Cultural Express

Guard standing in my carriage, using the intercom to make an announcement: “The next station will be Mortlake. This train is going to Teddington. Please mind the gap when you leave the train.”

Businessman standing nearby: “That was positively Shakespearean.”

Guard: “Well, I try my best.”

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