Being that I’m somebody who’s pathologically organised, I finished buying all my Christmas presents three weeks ago and wrapped them up soon after. However, I didn’t have any gift tags, so in the meantime I left them in little piles so I’d know whose present was whose.
Unfortunately, since then they’ve been rearranged several times as I’ve shoved them out of the way, vacuumed under them or simply tripped over them.
Now I have no idea what each present is, or who it’s for. I’m going to have to unwrap them all to find out.
Someone, somewhere, is laughing at me. I have a feeling it’s Father Christmas.